Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than...
Quote #6530
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than...
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
Quote #16092
To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry...
Quote #17839
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
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God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...
Quote #14427
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity...