Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #665
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Quote #2495
A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #6274
Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one...
Quote #28600
Nothing is more common than unfulfilled potential.
Quote #2878
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #6189
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the...
Quote #14536
It is easier to stay out than get out.