Quote #11785
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my...
Quote #16478
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #1842
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!