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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to...
Quote #34541
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #34071
America’s present need is not heroics, but healing not nostrums but normalcy not revolution,...
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #6207
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Quote #611
Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.