Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #3355
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #4682
Ask advice only of your equals.
Quote #2877
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Quote #2579
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
Quote #29456
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #28612
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...