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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
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The most enviable writers are those who, quite often unanalytically and unconsciously, have realized...
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #32383
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.