Quote #5451
When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #6912
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #4347
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #30900
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
Quote #24856
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they...
Quote #30504
Success is never final, but failure can be.
Quote #21716
The law is a horrible business.