Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #12159
How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to...
Quote #23357
My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #9728
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
Quote #33931
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...