Quote #26070
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is a good idea to be ambitious, to have goals, to want to...
Quote #18552
The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their...
Quote #11143
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot...
Quote #23734
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
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A merry Christmas to everybody A happy New Year to all the world
Quote #15961
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.
Quote #32307
There is nothing worse in this world then wasted talent.