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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work...
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted...
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I have always thought it would be a blessing if each person could be...
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To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing...
Quote #17449
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.