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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Say not, when I have leisure I will study you may not have leisure.
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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey “people.” People say...
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The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Reality is only just a word.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all...