Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #15091
You cannot hold on to anything good. You must be continually giving – and...
Quote #19609
Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #11010
To be a good soldier, you must love the army. To be a good...
Quote #30142
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
Quote #24799
Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
Quote #32751
God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...