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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must...
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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
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Mankind’s true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists...
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Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.