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Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in...
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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking...
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You may as well expect pears from an elm.
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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
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Modesty and unselfishness–these are the virtues which men praise–and pass by.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it.
Quote #27271
A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...