Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28211 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Emily Saliers Quote #31442 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Charles Caleb Colton Quote #18370 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
Lee Iacocca Quote #16410 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
Rene Descartes, Discourse on Method Quote #8447 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every...
Marquis de Sade Quote #27074 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03 Quote #10880 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Horace Quote #23443 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.
Francois de La Rochefoucald Quote #1254 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Eric Hoffer Quote #21736 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The fear of becoming a ‘has-been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.