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Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
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The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
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God is a verb.
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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
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Every man has his own destiny the only imperative is to follow it, to...
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People far prefer happiness to wisdom, but that is like wanting to be immortal...