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My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
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The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn’t belong to the White...
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they,...
Quote #21296
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #25886
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...