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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the...
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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Einstein said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but I don’t know–maybe not...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.
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Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the...