Quote #24499
Little said is soonest mended.
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #10852
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in...
Quote #30148
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #1868
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #10372
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7136
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are...