Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #159
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Quote #29840
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #5144
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
Quote #15355
What is not fully understood is not possessed.
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #1484
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My...
Quote #3592
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...