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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you’ve got to be wise...
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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100 invested at 7 interest for 100 years will become 100,000, at which time...
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A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.
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I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than...
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I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.