Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #32381
The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.
Quote #13540
The first mistake in public business is the going into it.
Quote #6421
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
Quote #10967
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
Quote #33779
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #3075
Any ordinary man can…surround himself with two thousand books…and thenceforward have at least one...
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #26507
Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...