Quote #32829
I was born an American I will live an American I shall die an...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #17950
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees...
Quote #7849
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue – and thoroughly immoral – doctrine that...
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #8199
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #17491
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.