Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #268
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #31394
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #2292
People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on...
Quote #20539
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Quote #17040
It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good...
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #35
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Quote #32223
Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has...
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.