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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved it is...
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If you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort.
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.