Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #13136
It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain...
Quote #2453
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
Quote #18129
You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems...
Quote #25110
The weaker the data available upon which to base one’s conclusion, the greater the...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #4838
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Quote #2696
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...