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Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
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And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul...
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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
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Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
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Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...