Quote #11649
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Quote #7896
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #6668
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #2845
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
Quote #7236
I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that...
Quote #24912
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...