Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #18297
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #3651
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for...
Quote #28707
If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
Quote #3130
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
Quote #21686
The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...
Quote #17434
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real...
Quote #19968
True happiness is of a retired nature, and an enemy to pomp and noise...
Quote #32843
There’s no Walter Cronkite to give you the final word each evening.