Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #708
You may regret your silence once, but you will regret your words often.
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #24493
All is not gold that glitters.
Quote #9483
Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo...
Quote #13403
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.