Quote #28585
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #829
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #9344
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
Quote #28291
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #10105
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #21311
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...