Quote #26980
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Quote #12776
Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #29488
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #3817
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Quote #4401
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...