Quote #3745
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #9092
There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if...
Quote #24301
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #12647
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
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Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with...
Quote #16105
To learn to get along without, to realize that what the world is going...
Quote #10118
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
Quote #20628
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...