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It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...
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This American system of ours . . . call it Americanism, call it capitalism,...
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Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their...
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What would the world do without tea? – how did it exist? I am...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their...
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The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.