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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Eric Draven Little things use to mean so much to Shelley – I thought...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for...
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My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
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Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
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It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....