Quote #439
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to...
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #21120
Modern cynics and skeptics … see no harm in paying those to whom they...
Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #5130
It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor...
Quote #21691
Life must be lived as play.
Quote #12645
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Quote #14077
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it...