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I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #4009
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
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Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being.
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a...
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...