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If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I...
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Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like...
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If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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The New Testament makes it abundantly clear that whenever the Kingdom of God was...
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language...
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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
Quote #28056
Poor are poor because rich are rich.