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D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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God may be subtle, but He isn’t mean.
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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In business school classrooms they construct wonderful models of a nonworld.
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.