Quote #28774
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #1149
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #28120
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Quote #24062
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
Quote #29582
To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love...
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #31600
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...