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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Not till we are lost, in other words, not till we have lost the...
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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis...
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Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.
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When in doubt, use brute force
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Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
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Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.