Quote #22092
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #22158
Appear to know only this,–never to fail nor fall.
Quote #1790
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #29197
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Quote #31712
Memory is a man’s real possession…In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #23252
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...