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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
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Hope is the nurse of misery.
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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We have to believe in free will. We?ve got no choice.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....