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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
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The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer...
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I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
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Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any...
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When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out...
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
Quote #28573
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.