Quote #30179
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #14554
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #22062
Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense – no one needs more of...
Quote #1075
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #11184
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #30530
Ther’s some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed...
Quote #14068
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...