Quote #1187
You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #34680
Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8635
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
Quote #11505
Conformity is the jailer of freedom, and the enemy of growth.
Quote #5937
Action is the antidote to despair.
Quote #11657
Physics is the science of all the tremendously powerful invisibilities – of magnetism, electricity,...
Quote #20309
There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.
Quote #15562
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor...