Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #20772
If you believe that discrimination exists, it will.
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #21976
In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools...
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #26867
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #3110
I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in...
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #28841
Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...