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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
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How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in...
Quote #7522
Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
Quote #32699
I am convinced that there are universal currents of Divine Thought vibrating the ether...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
Quote #25372
Every artist wants his work to be permanent. But what is The Aswan Dam...