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All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
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Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
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Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn...