Quote #22344
If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really...
Quote #17882
In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #17667
Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted and pure love without power is destroyed.
Quote #2451
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14265
To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
Quote #9487
There is no such thing as justice–in or out of court.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.